too bad you live with your parents still
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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