i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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