The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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