he shaved USA in his pubs
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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