awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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