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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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