S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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