Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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