Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize