This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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