I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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