Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
