im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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