It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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