Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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