Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I did not marry a roomba.
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