I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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