They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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