how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How does one acquire holy water?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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