Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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