He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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