just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we're making bets on your personal life
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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