great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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