So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Watching her eat just hurts me
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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