So drunk its hurt
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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