Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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