Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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