Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
