god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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