Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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