Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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