hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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