all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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