Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Its about making memories worth repressing
apparently the secret to your success is patron
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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