I want to walk on stilts...naked
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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