Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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