Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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