Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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