OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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