Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i now understand why vodka
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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