Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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