And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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