I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
