Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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