Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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