Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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