Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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