Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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