dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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