she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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