Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Is it because I queefed?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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