Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
