Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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