Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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Oh Jesus.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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