You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
