nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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